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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:03
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
No way
Still no good
No, not a chance
Is Beauty of Joseon Sunscreen good for oily skin?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts